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Skilling Guides / HOW TO MAKE YOUR VERY OWN SECRET WEAPON
« on: June 10, 2012, 11:28:29 pm »
hey guys this is 
and this is my one of a kind top secret guide on how to make your very own home-made dildo! (note: its like a key, just gotta form the grooves)
FIRST:
Find this
(note: use your nose, smelling out the rabid squirrels is a good way to get started)
Next, use this
On this
to get this
once you have this
you will need to rob any person with a skin colour darker than yellow
once you have gained this
Continue to find one of these
and purchase 10 pounds of this
and start to sexually rub it all over this
finally the last step.
take this
and start to grind it down to a fine point.
soon enough you should have something like this
AND YOUR DONE!!
HAPPY INSERTING!
(this has been a guide by)
and this is my one of a kind top secret guide on how to make your very own home-made dildo! (note: its like a key, just gotta form the grooves)FIRST:
Find this
(note: use your nose, smelling out the rabid squirrels is a good way to get started)
Next, use this
On this
to get this
once you have this
you will need to rob any person with a skin colour darker than yellow
once you have gained this
Continue to find one of these
and purchase 10 pounds of this
and start to sexually rub it all over this
finally the last step.
take this
and start to grind it down to a fine point.
soon enough you should have something like this
AND YOUR DONE!!
HAPPY INSERTING!
(this has been a guide by
)